I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
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Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
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but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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