my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
Randomize