is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
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Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
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Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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