oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
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how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
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We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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