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(720): View more from Colorado

More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.

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(206): View more from Washington

Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.

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(630): View more from Illinois

im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.

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(734): View more from Michigan

I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie

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(312): View more from Illinois

I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.

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(925): View more from California

She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.

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