Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
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