Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
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You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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