I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
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after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
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If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame