i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
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Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
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People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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