Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
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