why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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