I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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