I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
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you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
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i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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