shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
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constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
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Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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