thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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