____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
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so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
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Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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