spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
That accounts for only three of the penises
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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