when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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