Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
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We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
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A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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