no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Randomize
