I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
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I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
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I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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