You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
try to milk me bitch
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