grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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