btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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