the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
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She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
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I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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