your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
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It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
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I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
how does that bad decision feel?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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