Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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