I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
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hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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