So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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