i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
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I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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