Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
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God gave him joint rollers for hands
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
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I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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