physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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