she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
You may now shotgun with the bride
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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