And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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