dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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