so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
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u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
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Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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