i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
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When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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