I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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