Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
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I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
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I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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