...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
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she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
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So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
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