Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
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My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
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There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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