my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
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Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
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I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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