YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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