I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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