youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
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There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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