I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
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Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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