I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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