just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
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Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
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The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
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