Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
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No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
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I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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