sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
only if we run a train.
done.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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