Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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