dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
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Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
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I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
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