Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
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