i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
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just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
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THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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